Simply plug this device into your seat belt socket and cleverly fool your car into thinking you actually give a shit about not hurtling through your windscreen.
Cheaper solutions are also available:
- Repeatedly clicking the release button on the seat belt socket whenever the alarm sounds. Time consuming but effective.
- Locking the seat belt in place before entering the car. Then sitting on it. This technique is a favourite of taxi drivers.
Wearing your seat belt.