I've just been marking the 6th grade exams. One section was an open dialogue giving the students a chance to write anything sensible in response to a question. Here's a response that made me put down my marking pen and say a few words of thanks to God. Please remember, this is a 10 year old Turkish student.
Q: Where are you going this weekend?
A: I'm going to the supermarket.
Q: What's wrong with you?
A: I have a problem with my bowel.
Sorry, what? If I could give her more than 100%, I would. That answer alone should automatically grant her a Cambridge scholarship.