Since relocating to Izmir, I've had to source a new barber. My current find is a 17 year old called Ahmet who's been working in the same place since he was 11.
Today was only the second time I've been to see him.
After giving me a mullet and waxing my nose, he slapped me on the back and said "the missus will love it!"
Well worth £5, I reckon.