Sunday, 20 April 2008

Rude Nan #4

I popped in to see nan the other day. She's not doing so well these days and it seems to be taking all her energy to ask me how I am. She does, however, still have the power to make me fall about laughing.

When I arrived Suzanna was giving her some snacks and brain exercise. As nan can't sit up, she can't really see what Suzanna is feeding her so it seems a perfect opportunity to test her palette and memory.

Suzanna eased a small piece of fruit into nan's mouth and asked "what's that mum?" (Suzanna affectionately calls her 'mum'). There was a pause while nan chewed and pondered.

"Apple" came the whispered reply.

Another piece of fruit is fed to nan. "What's that mum?"

A longer pause followed then an even quieter "orange".

Suzanna then shakes it up a little by putting a biscuit in nan's mouth. "What's that then mum?" asked Suzanna with a cheeky grin.


"Come on mum, what's that?"

What nan actually said next is open to question. I saw her lips move and then Suzanna's face turn a worrying shade of red. "MUM!!!! SHHHHHHH!!!!! You can't say that! We have guests".

So what was it nan said that dropped Suzanna to the floor? The possible options are:

a) Cunt
b) Your mother's cunt
c) Your midwife's cunt

Answers on a postcard to the usual address.

1 comment:

Sonia said...

Ladbrokes say odds on favourite "your mothers cunt" at 6:9