I'm heading back to the UK tomorrow morning and I went to see my nan to say goodbye. The conversation went as follows:
Me : Nan, I'm going back to the UK tomorrow. I'll see mum, then I'll go and see dad.
Nan : Ata? (the name of my uncle)
Suzanna (remember? Her Turkmen carer) : Come on, that's not his father. Who's his father? Come on! Who's his father?
Nan : Your mother's cunt
I kissed her hand and headed home.